Canada Problems

"CB" (jrcb) 07/19/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: Torontolopnik, Canadalopnik

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

On another note, my hometown does nothing but impress me.

Toby F., Manager > CB 07/19/2016 at 18:53

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At first I questioned why they’re hauling mayo products unrefrigerated. Then I noticed the trailer walls. Damn

Urambo Tauro > CB 07/19/2016 at 19:03

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The driver has been charged with careless driving, Schmidt confirmed. “Truck drivers need to ensure their loads are secure and they drive appropriately.”

Shoulda posted a sign to waive liability.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB 07/19/2016 at 19:04

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The only way it be more Canadian is that is be Kraft Peanut Butter or Ketchup.

CB > Urambo Tauro 07/19/2016 at 19:06

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Hm... so what you’re saying is if I have a sticker on the back of my vehicle that says “not liable in case of collision, those who crash with this vehicle accept full responsibility”, then the cops can’t charge me? Awesome!

CB > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/19/2016 at 19:08

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Oh come on, you avoided the easy choice of maple syrup? Or Molson?

Wait, are you from the GTA? Do you remember when that grow-op was found in the old Molson plant? Good times.

Urambo Tauro > CB 07/19/2016 at 19:12

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No guarantees, though. Keep a “get out of jail, free” card in your wallet, just in case.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > CB 07/19/2016 at 19:14

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I’m north of Barrie. I was still a single digit age (9) when they busted that grow-op, all I remember is my mom telling me about how it was “the bush of satan.”

wafflesnfalafel > CB 07/19/2016 at 19:45

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green goddess?